Friday, September 09, 2005

HELP US!

This great idea originated by the food blog beyond comparison, NYCE.



THE MEDIA HAS FINALLY DECIDED THE HELPLESS ANIMALS IN THE SOUTH ARE WORTH WRITING ABOUT. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER I GUESS. PLEASE GIVE, EVEN CATS DESERVE IT. (I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.)

34 comments:

*Q* said...

I love this idea. I've been wondering how to help.

Twisted Dog said...

THANK-Q! YOU'RE A DOLL!

Liza said...

You know, I'm not going to feel guilty for doing something that makes me feel happy right now. I help the way that I can but if you'd actually read my blog for other than spamming your own stuff, regardless if it is for something nice and helpful (which is cool), but if you read it, you'd realize that I do care, but you know what, I am not capable of doing much right now. Please don't think yourself so much higher than someone else just because I said I was BORED at work right now. I don't need you to try and make me feel bad for actually doing something fun when I'm bored. If you want me to help, next time make a NICE comment in my blog. You make more friends with honey. Tootles.

Twisted Dog said...

YOU SAID YOU WERE BORED AND I GAVE YOU AN IDEA ABOUT WHAT TO DO. AND INSTEAD YOU DECIDE TO WRITE ME ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T FEEL GUILTY. GUESS WHAT? YOU FEEL GUILTY! I PEE ON YOU!!!

Julie said...

Hmmm, you come onto my blog, insult me and expect me to give money to your cause?

Luckily, I understand that you are not a representative of the Humane Assocation, otherwise, I may have had to ask for my donation that I made earlier this week back.

Please don't go around insulting people and then expecting them to give money. You are hurting the wonderful organization that you claim to be supporting.

Twisted Dog said...

GOOD FOR YOU JULIE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR DONATION. NO, I DON'T WORK FOR THE HSUS, BUT THEY DO GREAT WORK.

AND I INSULT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!! LICK!

Julie said...

No Problem Dog - just do us all a favor and be a little kinder on your requests.

Julie said...

~sigh~ I love puppy kisses :)

Twisted Dog said...

LIKE I SAID, I'M ONE HARD BITCH!

Liza said...

I don't feel guilty, thanks. I know that I do what I can to help. What you're doing is nice, but going to random people and leaving nasty little comments is not nice. I would love to help, but I cannot at this time.

Twisted Dog said...

SURE YOU CAN! WE CAN ALL HELP. WE JUST GET OFF OUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING!

Liza said...

Don't call me lazy. I hope that the organization you are promoting gets all the funding they can, but don't frickin go off on people you want to help. And just so you know, bakc when I had money, I was someone who constantly donated to the humane society and aspca, so don't come telling me to give more when I've given and given and when I am out, people just keep wanting. I am empty. I have nothing to give. I can't go anywhere to help because I don't ahve the money to. So take your comments to me and your accusations on who you think I am and shove it.

Liza said...

Actually, what I just wrote was harsh, so I apologize for it. I'm just really irritated by you now.

Twisted Dog said...

DON'T APOLOGIZE LIZA, I'M TRYING TO GET A RISE OUT OF YOU. RISE UP AND BRING A CAN OF DOG FOOD TO YOUR LOCAL SHELTER OR JUST OFFER THEM AN HOUR A MONTH. ANYTHING. AND THANK YOU FOR GIVING TO THEM IN THE PAST. I BESTOW UPON YOU THREE GOLDEN CAT SHITS!

Liza said...

If I donate a can of dog food now you're going to just keep on acting like an ass to people because you know it works. If I help or if I don't, you'll never know because I wouldn't give you the glory of knowing that acting like a jerk to unsuspecting people works. I'm too proud to let you have the satisfaction of knowing that acting like you rule the fucking world may or may not work. Seriously, if you ever plan on talking to me again, remember the golden rule. You want help from me? Maybe ask me how I'M doing. Because while I may not be down south, things SUCK ASS right now for me and it makes me feel like shit that I would give anything to be able to help right now but I CAN'T. And yes, I know you're thinking, good, you should feel like shit because maybe you'll get up off your lazy ass and do something. I WOULD IF I COULD. Seriously. Okay?

Liza said...

And one more thing, you're a cute dog, just thought i'd tell you.

oh and sorry for getting all out of sorts in your blog. I do hope and pray that the animals will get help. but sometimes in order to help you need to get help first. my first priority when i am able is to help out all i can. so please, please, please get off my case.

Twisted Dog said...

I DON'T WANT HELP FROM YOU, BABY. THE ANIMALS IN THE SOUTH DO. THEY'D JUST LOVE IT IF YOU COULD DO SOMETHING, IF YOU CAN. AND IF YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING NEXT TIME. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WILL. GOOD LUCK!!

Hawk-McKain said...

If you going to advertise on other people's blogs you could at least cut the CAPS.

Twisted Dog said...

I'M A DOG. I CAN'T TYPE AND SHIFT. CAPS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO DEAD AND BLOATED CATS THOUGH.

Liza said...

Thanks Dog :) And I will help. And if you'd like, I shall post a link to the site in my blog too. I will help as soon as I'm up on my feet again. Good luck to you too!

Twisted Dog said...

YEAH YEAH YEAH! THAT'S TOTALLY GREAT! I KNEW YOU COULD HELP! THAT'S JUST BADASS! THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH! WE ANIMALS ALL LOVE YOU FOR THAT!

boudica of suburbia said...

Um.... surely the dying people should be our first priority and are marginally more important than poodles. To be fair, I couldn't give a shit. It is morally reprehensible to put the life of a pet above that of a child/human and fairly disgusting too.

There is enough money in the personal fortune of your leaders and in federal/national funds to help every single one of the suvivors animal or human. I refuse to donate to raise money that I KNOW is loose change to Bush, Bush and Clinton. THAT makes me sick. The money is there, the fund was merely a publicity stunt with the added bonus of distracting the tax payer from finding out what their money really goes towards.

I would advise against donating money and start asking questions of the people in power.

xxB

Twisted Cat said...

why don't you cancel your internet connection and send the money you saved and send it to save the animals? If you really cared about the animals you would!!!

Twisted Dog said...

UM... NO. NOBODY IS SAYING ONE LIFE IS BETTER THAN ANOTHER HERE. AND YOU'RE RIGHT, THE OFFICIALS HERE SUCK COCK! THAT'S WHY IT'S UP TO US. THE SITUATION IS OBVIOUSLY LEFT UP TO WE WHO DO WHAT WE CAN, NOW. ASKING QUESTIONS NOW DOESN'T HELP. WE CAN ASK AND ASK AND ASK FOREVERMORE.

Twisted Dog said...

MY DEAR FUZZY AFTERNOON SNACK, I WOULDN'T ASK ANYBODY TO GIVE IF I HAVEN'T GIVEN MYSELF. AND I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO PAY FOR AN INTERNET CONNECTION IF I CAN GOAD YOU INTO GIVING, TOO. C'MON AND HELP ME SAVE SOME TAIL!

Paint it Black said...

Just when I was having a good day, you show up. Assholes like you are what's wrong with blogger today. If you would have checked my personal profile (which I'm sure you didn't) you'd see that I'm still in school and job-less, So you see, I am in no position to help any one, not even myself. It is very sad about the Katrina Victims, (all of them, even the dogs)and I feel even more sorry for them that they have someone like you representing them. Don't Fucking email me ever again dude. You can respond with an insult if you wish, but you'll just be talking to yourself, as I am never coming back again.

Sean Sloth said...

yo, twisted, i hope you fucking slip in your dog's piss and break your neck, then drown in your dog's own piss, do not type all in caps, you are a fag, do not type all in caps in my blog, you are a fag, commit suicide, remember, down the road, not across the street, you are a fag.

Holy run on sentances Batman!

Twisted Dog said...

THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL NAPOM. YOU CAN DO A LOT! JUST LOOK AT WHAT LIZA DID WITH HER BLOG. IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT MONEY! BEING A STUDENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T HELP. WE ALL CAN HELP!

Twisted Dog said...

MR. SLOTH. I THINK THERE'S A LOT MORE TO WORRY ABOUT THAN WHO TYPES IN CAPS AND WHO DOESN'T, DON'T YOU?


FAG.

Sean Sloth said...

no, because every time you capitalize a letter, a baby dies... so how do you like that... baby killer? never thought of that did you ehh?

Twisted Dog said...

OH, I EAT BABIES ALL THE TIME. BUT I KILL 'EM QUICK! GRRR. YUM!

Twisted Dog said...

THIS JUST IN!

Animal rescue groups in New Orleans have just been told that they have three days to rescue all dogs before authorities start shooting them. Evidently, some of the shootings have already begun. As the Pasado Safe Haven site says, "Animal rescue groups were not allowed into the water until last Tuesday.

READ THE REST!

AND THANKS AGAIN TO NYCE FOR THE TIP!

Anonymous said...

I think those fucking animals would feed quite a few people.

Twisted Dog said...

WHILE THAT'S TRUE, HISTORY HAS SHOWN THAT ONLY A FEW FOLKS -- THE KOREANS, FOR EXAMPLE -- CAN HANDLE THE VERY REFINED TASTE OF DOGMEAT.