Friday, September 09, 2005

HELP US!

This great idea originated by the food blog beyond comparison, NYCE.



THE MEDIA HAS FINALLY DECIDED THE HELPLESS ANIMALS IN THE SOUTH ARE WORTH WRITING ABOUT. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER I GUESS. PLEASE GIVE, EVEN CATS DESERVE IT. (I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.)

27 comments:

Melissa McCue-McGrath, CPDT-KA said...

I love this idea. I've been wondering how to help.

Twisted Dog said...

THANK-Q! YOU'RE A DOLL!

Twisted Dog said...

YOU SAID YOU WERE BORED AND I GAVE YOU AN IDEA ABOUT WHAT TO DO. AND INSTEAD YOU DECIDE TO WRITE ME ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T FEEL GUILTY. GUESS WHAT? YOU FEEL GUILTY! I PEE ON YOU!!!

Foxxy One said...

Hmmm, you come onto my blog, insult me and expect me to give money to your cause?

Luckily, I understand that you are not a representative of the Humane Assocation, otherwise, I may have had to ask for my donation that I made earlier this week back.

Please don't go around insulting people and then expecting them to give money. You are hurting the wonderful organization that you claim to be supporting.

Twisted Dog said...

GOOD FOR YOU JULIE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR DONATION. NO, I DON'T WORK FOR THE HSUS, BUT THEY DO GREAT WORK.

AND I INSULT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!! LICK!

Foxxy One said...

No Problem Dog - just do us all a favor and be a little kinder on your requests.

Foxxy One said...

~sigh~ I love puppy kisses :)

Twisted Dog said...

LIKE I SAID, I'M ONE HARD BITCH!

Twisted Dog said...

SURE YOU CAN! WE CAN ALL HELP. WE JUST GET OFF OUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING!

Twisted Dog said...

DON'T APOLOGIZE LIZA, I'M TRYING TO GET A RISE OUT OF YOU. RISE UP AND BRING A CAN OF DOG FOOD TO YOUR LOCAL SHELTER OR JUST OFFER THEM AN HOUR A MONTH. ANYTHING. AND THANK YOU FOR GIVING TO THEM IN THE PAST. I BESTOW UPON YOU THREE GOLDEN CAT SHITS!

Twisted Dog said...

I DON'T WANT HELP FROM YOU, BABY. THE ANIMALS IN THE SOUTH DO. THEY'D JUST LOVE IT IF YOU COULD DO SOMETHING, IF YOU CAN. AND IF YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING NEXT TIME. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WILL. GOOD LUCK!!

Hawk-McKain said...

If you going to advertise on other people's blogs you could at least cut the CAPS.

Twisted Dog said...

I'M A DOG. I CAN'T TYPE AND SHIFT. CAPS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO DEAD AND BLOATED CATS THOUGH.

Twisted Dog said...

YEAH YEAH YEAH! THAT'S TOTALLY GREAT! I KNEW YOU COULD HELP! THAT'S JUST BADASS! THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH! WE ANIMALS ALL LOVE YOU FOR THAT!

boudica of suburbia said...

Um.... surely the dying people should be our first priority and are marginally more important than poodles. To be fair, I couldn't give a shit. It is morally reprehensible to put the life of a pet above that of a child/human and fairly disgusting too.

There is enough money in the personal fortune of your leaders and in federal/national funds to help every single one of the suvivors animal or human. I refuse to donate to raise money that I KNOW is loose change to Bush, Bush and Clinton. THAT makes me sick. The money is there, the fund was merely a publicity stunt with the added bonus of distracting the tax payer from finding out what their money really goes towards.

I would advise against donating money and start asking questions of the people in power.

xxB

Anonymous said...

why don't you cancel your internet connection and send the money you saved and send it to save the animals? If you really cared about the animals you would!!!

Twisted Dog said...

UM... NO. NOBODY IS SAYING ONE LIFE IS BETTER THAN ANOTHER HERE. AND YOU'RE RIGHT, THE OFFICIALS HERE SUCK COCK! THAT'S WHY IT'S UP TO US. THE SITUATION IS OBVIOUSLY LEFT UP TO WE WHO DO WHAT WE CAN, NOW. ASKING QUESTIONS NOW DOESN'T HELP. WE CAN ASK AND ASK AND ASK FOREVERMORE.

Twisted Dog said...

MY DEAR FUZZY AFTERNOON SNACK, I WOULDN'T ASK ANYBODY TO GIVE IF I HAVEN'T GIVEN MYSELF. AND I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO PAY FOR AN INTERNET CONNECTION IF I CAN GOAD YOU INTO GIVING, TOO. C'MON AND HELP ME SAVE SOME TAIL!

Piggyback R. Johnston said...

Just when I was having a good day, you show up. Assholes like you are what's wrong with blogger today. If you would have checked my personal profile (which I'm sure you didn't) you'd see that I'm still in school and job-less, So you see, I am in no position to help any one, not even myself. It is very sad about the Katrina Victims, (all of them, even the dogs)and I feel even more sorry for them that they have someone like you representing them. Don't Fucking email me ever again dude. You can respond with an insult if you wish, but you'll just be talking to yourself, as I am never coming back again.

Sean Sloth said...

yo, twisted, i hope you fucking slip in your dog's piss and break your neck, then drown in your dog's own piss, do not type all in caps, you are a fag, do not type all in caps in my blog, you are a fag, commit suicide, remember, down the road, not across the street, you are a fag.

Holy run on sentances Batman!

Twisted Dog said...

THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL NAPOM. YOU CAN DO A LOT! JUST LOOK AT WHAT LIZA DID WITH HER BLOG. IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT MONEY! BEING A STUDENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T HELP. WE ALL CAN HELP!

Twisted Dog said...

MR. SLOTH. I THINK THERE'S A LOT MORE TO WORRY ABOUT THAN WHO TYPES IN CAPS AND WHO DOESN'T, DON'T YOU?


FAG.

Sean Sloth said...

no, because every time you capitalize a letter, a baby dies... so how do you like that... baby killer? never thought of that did you ehh?

Twisted Dog said...

OH, I EAT BABIES ALL THE TIME. BUT I KILL 'EM QUICK! GRRR. YUM!

Twisted Dog said...

THIS JUST IN!

Animal rescue groups in New Orleans have just been told that they have three days to rescue all dogs before authorities start shooting them. Evidently, some of the shootings have already begun. As the Pasado Safe Haven site says, "Animal rescue groups were not allowed into the water until last Tuesday.

READ THE REST!

AND THANKS AGAIN TO NYCE FOR THE TIP!

Anonymous said...

I think those fucking animals would feed quite a few people.

Twisted Dog said...

WHILE THAT'S TRUE, HISTORY HAS SHOWN THAT ONLY A FEW FOLKS -- THE KOREANS, FOR EXAMPLE -- CAN HANDLE THE VERY REFINED TASTE OF DOGMEAT.