DO I WANT TO GET WET?
NO! BUT TODAY I HAD TO SIT IN THE RAIN OUTSIDE THE STARBUCKS BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE DIDN'T HAVE COFFEE BEANS. I'M NOT GONNA SAY WHO, BUT HE KNOWS WHO HE IS. THEN, UPON RETURN, I HAD TO SUBJECT MYSELF TO A TOWLING. JESUS CHRIST. I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TAKE A SHIT!
7 comments:
little doggie needs to learn how to spell "toweling" before he gets his fur all up in a lather
I'M A DOG, AND YOU WANT ME TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL? YOU'RE GODDAMNED LUCKY I CAN TYPE. AND HELLO? I'M A GIRL? DON'T MESS WITH THIS BITCH.
oh right right right. a very aggressive girl. and i should know. there there. GOOD girl.
PANT, PANT, PANT...
can i recommend to the canine blogger that he - oops! SHE - switch the time/date stamp on the COMMENTS section (as i did) to show not just the TIME the comments are made but also the DATE. a smart little bloggin' dog like you should be able to figure out how to do that. (hint: go to SETTINGS, and then COMMENTS.) thanks, you little bag of mangy fur!
JESUS, DO YOUR COMPLAINTS NEVER END? ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
i guess we were still a little constipated last night after that unsatisfactory walk. let's hope doggie's a little more cheerful today!
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