Monday, June 27, 2005

FUCKING RAIN

DO I WANT TO GET WET? NO! BUT TODAY I HAD TO SIT IN THE RAIN OUTSIDE THE STARBUCKS BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE DIDN'T HAVE COFFEE BEANS. I'M NOT GONNA SAY WHO, BUT HE KNOWS WHO HE IS. THEN, UPON RETURN, I HAD TO SUBJECT MYSELF TO A TOWLING. JESUS CHRIST. I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TAKE A SHIT!

7 comments:

TG said...

little doggie needs to learn how to spell "toweling" before he gets his fur all up in a lather

Twisted Dog said...

I'M A DOG, AND YOU WANT ME TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL? YOU'RE GODDAMNED LUCKY I CAN TYPE. AND HELLO? I'M A GIRL? DON'T MESS WITH THIS BITCH.

TG said...

oh right right right. a very aggressive girl. and i should know. there there. GOOD girl.

Twisted Dog said...

PANT, PANT, PANT...

TG said...

can i recommend to the canine blogger that he - oops! SHE - switch the time/date stamp on the COMMENTS section (as i did) to show not just the TIME the comments are made but also the DATE. a smart little bloggin' dog like you should be able to figure out how to do that. (hint: go to SETTINGS, and then COMMENTS.) thanks, you little bag of mangy fur!

Twisted Dog said...

JESUS, DO YOUR COMPLAINTS NEVER END? ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!

TG said...

i guess we were still a little constipated last night after that unsatisfactory walk. let's hope doggie's a little more cheerful today!