Thursday, June 30, 2005

A GOOD NIGHT

PERHAPS TO MAKE UP FOR THE DISMAL CAT DREAM YESTERDAY, I WAS ALLOWED TO LICK SOME STINKY FISH REMNANTS OFF A BBQ GRILL AND LICK SOME USED HAMBURGER PLATES. THE JOY! MAYBE MY EUPHORIA WAS TOO LONG LIVED BECAUSE I ALLOWED A MAILMAN TO PET ME THIS A.M. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

well the word is that you didn't waste much time making that mailman regret ever being nice to you. i got three letters for ya, little white-haired pup: H.R.T.

Twisted Dog said...

YEAH? WHAT'S THAT, SOME KIND OF SANDWICH? HERE'S THREE LETTERS FOR YOU: K.M A.

Anonymous said...

hmmmmmm KMA, KMA, KMA ... keep making applesauce? kumquats matter alot?

but if you're gonna start an initials thing, i got a bunch, ya stanky little fleabag ... SFW, FU, GFY, EMDust