Friday, July 01, 2005

I HAVE TO BE NICE



MY "OWNER'S" LITTER MATE GOT A FINE EXAMPLE OF A HOUND RECENTLY. I SAY FINE BECAUSE IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME, EXCEPT NOT NEARLY AS CUTE. BUT PLACING THAT KIND OF EXPECTATION ON ANYBODY IS TOTALLY UNFAIR. CHECK OUT "MOON PIE."

12 comments:

blog-geek said...

oh my, look at twisted dog's picture-posting skills! the clever way the pix are arranged so that you appear to be looking up at the other dog! i think your blog is nearing a nomination for the bloggie awards! first prize for "best doggie bloggie"!

lemon meringue said...

tell me that other dog isn't really called moon pie. "here moon pie!" "get down off the couch, moon pie!" "moon pie, NO BITING". i mean, COME on

Twisted Dog said...

BLOG-GEEK, NEXT TO TG YOU'RE MY SMARTEST POSTER YET. PRETTY GOOD FOR A HUMAN.

Twisted Dog said...

I KNOW. POOR MUTT -- I'VE DECIDED TO CALL IT MOONIE JUST OUT OF PITY.

key lime said...

how about "lunar pastry". or maybe "satellite tart". or "celestial body turnover". jeez

Twisted Dog said...

THE EMAIL ANNOUNCEMENT I RECEIVED SAID, EMPENADA DE LA LUNA. AND THAT'S EVEN WORSE.

lemon meringue said...

Moon Pie, gimme your paw! Moon Pie, roll over. Moon Pie, don't piss on the carpet!!! kinda the canine equivalent of calling your kid Opie or Fester

key lime said...

Moonie is no better, TD

Twisted Dog said...

FESTER WOULD BE A GREAT NAME FOR A GIMPY DOG.

Twisted Dog said...

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL IT, PIE? IT'S NOT THE DOG'S FAULT, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT FEEL BETTER. AND LOOK AT IT, IT'S OBVIOUSLY REALLY DUMB.

Anonymous said...

Well, maybe if your "owner" gave you a close shave you too can look like little lunie.

Twisted Dog said...

I AM BEYOND CUTE. ANYBODY CAN SEE THAT. ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING?