HAPPY FRIGGIN' 4TH.
I HAD A MUCH BETTER WEEKEND THAN YOU DID. I WENT ON A MASSIVE HIKE AND SMELLED ALL SORTS OF CRAZY SHIT, FROM BEETLES TO BEAR CRAP. AND ON MONDAY I BARKED MY ASS OFF AT THE FIREWORKS. I'D GO ON, BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR PITIFUL CELEBRATIONS SUCKED.
5 comments:
doggie in the woods!
did doggie go in the water?
where were the fireworks?!!!
I, OF COURSE, TRIED NOT TO GO IN THE WATER. THOUGH I DID SLIP SOME ON THE CREEK CROSSINGS, I WAS ABLE TO HOP FROM ROCK TO ROCK. EXCEPT ONE TIME WHERE I MADE MY "OWNER" CARRY ME. HOW MANY FRIGGIN CREEKS DOES HE THINK I WANT TO CROSS?
THE FIREWORKS WERE ON THE BRIDGE DOWN OVER THE RIVER. OVER THERE NEAR DOWNTOWN. OUTSIDE MY TERRITORY, REALLY.
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