Wednesday, July 06, 2005

PIC'D UP

york

HERE IS A PIC SENT TO ME BY A FRIEND. NOTE ITS SIZE. IT'S DOG SIZED. IT IS A PICTURE OF A FAR-AWAY BEACH, WHERE DOGS ROAM FREE. FREE TO RUN IN THE SAND. FREE TO ROLL IN FISH GUTS. FREE TO CHASE SEAGULLS. FREE.

ALSO, POODLES SUCK.

4 comments:

poodle spotter said...

i recently saw a very large white poodle with a black harness and a black muzzle, led by a freaky old lady with weird long platinum blond hair. the poodle raised its back leg really high and took a huge long piss against a tree

thought you'd want to know.

ansel adams said...

someone oughta tell your friend not to try to take mile-away landscape shots with a camera phone

Twisted Dog said...

I'D LIKE TO SNIFF THAT OUT, THANKS. I MAKE IT A POINT TO COVER UP POODLE PISS WHENEVER I CAN.

Twisted Dog said...

THE BEACH PIC IS LIKE A DREAM