HERE IS A PIC SENT TO ME BY A FRIEND. NOTE ITS SIZE. IT'S DOG SIZED. IT IS A PICTURE OF A FAR-AWAY BEACH, WHERE DOGS ROAM FREE. FREE TO RUN IN THE SAND. FREE TO ROLL IN FISH GUTS. FREE TO CHASE SEAGULLS. FREE.
ALSO, POODLES SUCK.
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i recently saw a very large white poodle with a black harness and a black muzzle, led by a freaky old lady with weird long platinum blond hair. the poodle raised its back leg really high and took a huge long piss against a tree
What're you doing out of uniform? Show that you're proud to serve in the TD Army with a T-shirt, cap or coffee cup. All items guaranteed to be at least middle-of-the-road quality at Twisted Dog's Apparel. And buy something for the dog.
4 comments:
i recently saw a very large white poodle with a black harness and a black muzzle, led by a freaky old lady with weird long platinum blond hair. the poodle raised its back leg really high and took a huge long piss against a tree
thought you'd want to know.
someone oughta tell your friend not to try to take mile-away landscape shots with a camera phone
I'D LIKE TO SNIFF THAT OUT, THANKS. I MAKE IT A POINT TO COVER UP POODLE PISS WHENEVER I CAN.
THE BEACH PIC IS LIKE A DREAM
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