OK, I THINK I HAVE FINALLY REALIZED THAT BICYCLES THEMSELVES ARE NOT TO BE SCARED OF, CHASED OR BARKED AT. I CAN DEAL. IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT ARE ON THE BIKES THAT ARE THE ASSHOLES. AND I CAN'T GET AT THEM BECAUSE THEY CHEAT BY RIDING THE BIKES REALLY FAST.
SKATEBOARDS ARE ANOTHER STORY. I HATE THEM. I GOT SMACKED PRETTY GOOD THE OTHER DAY FOR GOING AFTER ONE. BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT BECAUSE I GOT A PIECE OF SOME SKATE PUNK. THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO RIDE BY ME.
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already making friends and influencing people in your (relatively) new home eh. if you were still at your old haunt, you wouldn't have any poor skateboarders to distract you from your miserable existence. you need to join the Warp tour for a few weeks and work on your tolerance for new things. the world's a better place with skateboarders; can't say the same for dumb over-reactionary mutts
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER TASTED FRESH SKATEBOARDER BEFORE. AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FOOD WRITER.
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