Tuesday, July 12, 2005

R.S.V.PEE


THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LETTERS OF CONCERN WHILE I WAS UNEXPECTEDLY ABSENT YESTERDAY, YOU UNCARING BASTARDS.

I'M HAVING A SMALL GET-TOGETHER THIS WEEKEND IN HONOR OF THE INTERNATIONAL BEER FEST. IF YOU PLAN TO COME, PLEASE LEAVE A SQIRT AT THE STOP SIGN ON THE CORNER OF 22ND AND MAIN THAT INCLUDES YOUR BREED, SEX, AGE AND VACCINATION STATUS. NO NEUTERED MALES (LIKE THE GUY ABOVE).

12 comments:

lassie said...

I plan to be in town for the fest and would love to meet you in person.

Twisted Dog said...

WELL GO PEE ON THE POST, DOG.

lassie said...

So, then you're not opposed to a little girl-on-girl action?

Twisted Dog said...

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME, BRING IT ON.

wine drinker said...

WTF is the international beer fest, one wonders

we care a lot said...

say, were you gone yesterday?

TG said...

there's something quite unpleasant about that illustration. i think a photo of a nice glass of beer would've worked better. something with condensation and drips running down the side of the glass. c'mon chop chop

Twisted Dog said...

HELLO? THE BEER FESTIVAL, KNOWN IN THESE PARTS AS PIB:

PIB IS AN OVER-THE-TOP BEER FESTIVAL celebrating the world’s most legendary brewing styles and the nations that made them famous. Come taste over 100 world-class beers from more than 15 countries.

EVEN BETTER IS THE NEXT WEEK'S OREGON BREWERS' FESTIVAL

Twisted Dog said...

TG, WHO SAID THIS WEB SITE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PLEASANT?

TG said...

also, i don't really care for the name of the blog. "i pee on your dog," very crass. how about "a dog's random thoughts" or "canine contemplation". that would be much more pleasant

Twisted Dog said...

DO I CARE? EAT ME.

TG said...

as long as you're changing the name of the blog, you might as well update the picture, maybe go w/ something a bit more attractive. i admire your decision to "go natural" with the white hair and all (if only we human gals were all as brave!), but your expression in that pic is, what's the word, unpleasant