MY "OWNER'S" LITTER MATE GOT A FINE EXAMPLE OF A HOUND RECENTLY. I SAY FINE BECAUSE IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME, EXCEPT NOT NEARLY AS CUTE. BUT PLACING THAT KIND OF EXPECTATION ON ANYBODY IS TOTALLY UNFAIR. CHECK OUT "MOON PIE."
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oh my, look at twisted dog's picture-posting skills! the clever way the pix are arranged so that you appear to be looking up at the other dog! i think your blog is nearing a nomination for the bloggie awards! first prize for "best doggie bloggie"!
What're you doing out of uniform? Show that you're proud to serve in the TD Army with a T-shirt, cap or coffee cup. All items guaranteed to be at least middle-of-the-road quality at Twisted Dog's Apparel. And buy something for the dog.
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oh my, look at twisted dog's picture-posting skills! the clever way the pix are arranged so that you appear to be looking up at the other dog! i think your blog is nearing a nomination for the bloggie awards! first prize for "best doggie bloggie"!
tell me that other dog isn't really called moon pie. "here moon pie!" "get down off the couch, moon pie!" "moon pie, NO BITING". i mean, COME on
BLOG-GEEK, NEXT TO TG YOU'RE MY SMARTEST POSTER YET. PRETTY GOOD FOR A HUMAN.
I KNOW. POOR MUTT -- I'VE DECIDED TO CALL IT MOONIE JUST OUT OF PITY.
how about "lunar pastry". or maybe "satellite tart". or "celestial body turnover". jeez
THE EMAIL ANNOUNCEMENT I RECEIVED SAID, EMPENADA DE LA LUNA. AND THAT'S EVEN WORSE.
Moon Pie, gimme your paw! Moon Pie, roll over. Moon Pie, don't piss on the carpet!!! kinda the canine equivalent of calling your kid Opie or Fester
Moonie is no better, TD
FESTER WOULD BE A GREAT NAME FOR A GIMPY DOG.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL IT, PIE? IT'S NOT THE DOG'S FAULT, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT FEEL BETTER. AND LOOK AT IT, IT'S OBVIOUSLY REALLY DUMB.
Well, maybe if your "owner" gave you a close shave you too can look like little lunie.
I AM BEYOND CUTE. ANYBODY CAN SEE THAT. ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING?
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